“Please bring in the next witness, Bailiff” said the Judge. “Mr. Underbred, you may return to the witness room.” “The next witness is Deputy Eduardo Cervantes” announced the Bailiff. Deputy Cervantes took the stand, and I recognized him as the deputy who arrived on a motorcycle. He was also the one who spoke to meContinue reading “Cervantes Testimony”
Author Archives: Justin Marlin
My Account to McMurphree
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Database Problems
I despise data entry. Why me? Why should I have to waste my time adding subtracting decaying every little micro curie? When whatshisface hired me, the fired guy had left a stack of paperwork to be entered into the database. Pierre and Silver had done most of it, and had thereby learned database entry… atContinue reading “Database Problems”
Into the Fire
One day at Weaks Hospital, we got a call from the morgue on the second floor. A recent Brachy Therapy patient had passed away. Could we come check his radiation levels? Of course we could. It’s what we do. The Radiation Safety Unit of the Environmental Health and Safety Department got this type of callContinue reading “Into the Fire”
Lucretia Anesthesia
Came the day for my first court appearance with James Phycks, aka Jimmie Fix, aka Mr. Fix, my new attorney. I arrived at the library/town hall/court complex of Pentown, New Amsterdam. I parked nearest to the court side, and walked in. I took the metal out of my pockets, and went through the metal detector.Continue reading “Lucretia Anesthesia”
Anger Management 2
I went back to my anger management guy’s office and took my place on the sofa. He sat at his desk with his laptop. Or sometimes he would sit in an easy chair with his laptop. I would sit of lie back on the sofa. In one of our early sessions, he took a certainContinue reading “Anger Management 2”
Rehab Session
My first night of Rehab I checked in at the front desk. “Driver’s license and insurance card.” said the secretary. I gave them. “OK” she said, after checking, “your insurance co-pay is $25. How would you like to pay? HSA Debit Card? OK, that’s fine. OK, it went through. Just sign here and go toContinue reading “Rehab Session”
The Routine Survey
One of the more mundane tasks we had in the Radiation Safety Unit of Roquefort University and Weeks Hospital was the Routine Radiological Survey. The Nuclear Regulatory Commision (NRC) defines a Radiological Survey as: “The evaluation of the radiation hazards accompanying the production, use, or existence of radioactive materials under a specific set of conditions.Continue reading “The Routine Survey”
a cup of coffee
I called Attorney Phycks and left a message. “Hi this is Justin Marlin, blah blah blah, I wanna sue the County Sheriff for excessive use of force.” His paralegal returned my call shortly thereafter and we set up an appointment. His office was in downtown Roquefort. I found parking and rode the elevator up toContinue reading “a cup of coffee”
dirty bomb research
Shortly after my arrest, I told several people of the event. I felt I should tell the scouting people, Angeleno for instance, my boss, obviously, Dr. Tim Zieglerson, my son’s hockey coach, and also Hans Koblenz. Hans and I got along well at work, and we were working closely together on a national Dirty BombContinue reading “dirty bomb research”
Shocked in the Suburbs 