As they sort of used to say on tv; “The story you are reading is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.” (And the guilty.) (Making up fake names is 10-15% of the fun.) Everything here really happened. Therefore; when Barvina (Ukrainian for Violet) told me I had been TEASER-ed, she was speaking of “The Electric Arsenal Stupefying Energy Ray” which was the brand name. The Electric Arsenal Company had an array of products, no pun intended since it also included a “Large TEASER Array” to fight larger crowds and riots, to choose from, including the TEASER we suspect was used on me. In the old days, before the modern TEASER, you might call it a “cattle prod” or “stun gun.”
The day I got out of prison I had taken a bunch of pictures of my various wounds from my tangle with the Sheriff’s Deputies. One of the wounds was approximately a 4 inch, slightly curved, sort of a series of red marks on my back, over the left shoulder blade. At first I thought it might have been caused by the deputies stepping on me while they re-cuffed my hands behind my back. However, when I went back to look at the T shirt after this new information, I noticed there was also a corresponding rip in my T shirt at the same spot. At each end of the tear there was a small round hole, which I now realized was caused by the barbs of the TEASER.
I started looking up everything I could about TEASERs on the Internet. As well as shooting a TEASER from a distance, a user could also apply it directly to a person in “drive stun mode.” This would explain the holes in my T shirt; they just jabbed it right through my shirt into my skin and fired. Also, I read, the purpose of a teaser was to “induce a feeling of Vertigo” which would make the victim fall down. If I were already down on the ground, TEASER-ing me would not have the intended effect. So perhaps they ripped open my shirt, to make sure they had good contact, then TEASER-ed me again. I wondered how many times they had TEASER-ed me; probably somewhere between 1 and the 100 times reported by Barvina.
The plot had definitely thickened, and I reported all this to my Attorney.
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